Hail To The Godfather!

Merry Christmas Everybody!

and Happy Chanukah, From the Fonz!

The (phony) War On Christmas

Last year I didn't even know there was a war on Christmas until Fox News told me. But this year I won't be caught flat footed. So watch your asses! This year will be different. Anyone saying "Merry Christmas" to me will be greeted with an icy stare and a stern warning. See you on the field of honor Bill O'Reilly. Ha!