Tuesday, February 14, 2006

What The White House Doesn't Want You To See

Remember Jack, if you get caught, I don't know you. And if you say otherwise, well let's just say, you'll be doing a little quail hunting down in Texas with Dick and Turd Blossom.
abramoff9stolen from Al Franken.

Monday, February 13, 2006

Chaney: Ticking Time Bomb (With A Bad Ticker) and even worse aim

There are some things the so-called liberal media just refuses to report. Like the fact that Dick Chaney thought he saw Scooter Libby walking up behind him on a ranch in Texas. Witnessess report that the Vice-President was heard yelling "Go fuck yourself Scooter!" as he pulled the trigger Saturday. But that's not all. The reason there was an eighteen hour gap between the shooting and it's reporting was that Dick Chaney himself was dead. It seems he had a heart attack just after he realized he'd shot a 77 year old millionare.
Goddamnit, I told my security detail to bring me quails to shoot from the truck, not fucking money men bearing gifts.
Let's get the fuck.....

Sir are you OK?

Cold blue! Cold blue!

On who? The veep or the guy the veep shot?

That old guy will be alright. It was just a peppering of birdshot to the face. No big deal.


Where the fuck am I?

You're in Texas. You shot a guy sir. What should we do?

Clean this mess up. Get me Rove on the phone. Not a word of this to anyone. Got it!

What about the old guy?

If he's dead, take his wallet, and let the fucking birds eat him. If he's alive....hospital, I suppose.

He's alive sir.