The Cabbies In London

There is an unwritten rule on London streets. GIVE WAY! All the time, these narrow ass streets wouldn't have it any other way. My brain never got used to the wrong-side-of-the-road-driving, but on top of that, the streets, the narrow fucking streets.
I wanted to scream; Hey! Slow the fuck down! to the cab driver. But I didn't, because secretly I wanted to crash. Secretly I wanted to get out and look around. Everything here is so cool and interesting. And the women are incredibly beautiful. I love it here, I'm never coming back.