Johnny ...be good....

Night number three of the Democratic National Convention. John Edwards, come on down! He's got a tough act to follow, actually two of them, Bill Clinton, kicked things off with flair monday night. Barack Obama kept the vibe flowing Tuesday night. Now we have Edwards. Keep it coming man, don't let us down. Bushies refer to Edwards as the Breck girl. He does have good hair, but come on, not that good. I think Sam on Cheers said it best; "Good looks can open doors,but good hair can blow 'em off the hinges." If this election were decided on hair alone, well it'd be over already. Now that I think about it, Democratic Presidents always have better hair. Think about it, Eisenhower- almost completely bald, Kennedy-great hair, LBJ-well, ok not that great. Nixon-could have been worse (hair wise), Ford-forget about it, Carter-back then, hair for days, Reagan-too much product, but not bad, Bush I-a little thin on top, Clinton-good, but not great hair, Bush II-a fine head of hair, no brain.