Friday, November 05, 2004

Bush Orders Strafing Of New Jersey School

"If you all remember, I vowed to punish the evil-doers, where ever they may be!"

"And New Jersey didn't exactly end up the right color on the map after the election, if you know what I mean. I have a MAN DATE! No, not a Sodom and Gomorra MAN DATE, I took care of those with ballot initiatives in eleven states (thanks again Ohio!) I have a MAN DATE to conduct the war the way I see fit. You're either with me, or your with the terrorist killers. Notice I said ME this time. Condi said I could."

"And let me just say, all those hateful emails you liberals are exchanging with each other, (and I can read them, because of the patriot act)- dead or alive. And I think that speaks for itself."

"But I also want to reach out, to those of you who voted for my opponent."

"Meet the new boss,
same as the old boss!
And as we say down in Texas,
Won't get fooled again!"

19 Comments:

Blogger k Man said...

Typical liberal brainlessness.

1:35 PM  
Blogger RBP said...

Thanks for stopping by GAY-MAN.
I checked out your blog, it's nice, you haven't written a damn thing.
Since you have so much time on your hands, here's a game for ya, it's called 'hide and go fuck yourself!'
Come back anytime, asshole.

1:58 PM  
Blogger ALa said...

Deep breaths....breathe in ....breathe out....
Dude...you're gonna blow a gasket. Chill. The President really doesn't do that much anyway...except nominate the next THREE Supreme Court Justices...

(Sorry I gave you three days to sulk...and I have gloated no where --but YOU my 'Kerry in a landslide' friend --had it coming AND I am quite sure you wouldn't have even given me three minutes...)
Love ya RB!

9:49 PM  
Blogger justrose said...

Be nice to the Riverboat Pilot ALa!

9:55 PM  
Blogger ALa said...

puke....

9:56 PM  
Blogger justrose said...

The man wrote you a haiku. Go gloat somewhere righty.

9:57 PM  
Blogger ALa said...

FOUR MORE YEARS>>>FOUR MORE JUSTICES>>>FOUR MORE WARS>>>FOUR MORE CONSTITUTIONAL AMMENDMENTS>>>FOUR MORE LIBS CRYING EVERY DAMN MINUTE>>>>>>>>>

9:59 PM  
Blogger justrose said...

oh, man -- I feel like I'm watching Fox News at your house ...

9:59 PM  
Blogger ALa said...

hey JFM...why are you defaming gay people...'gay-man'? These are your peeps...your fellow libs....what gives brotha?

10:00 PM  
Blogger ALa said...

I *heart* Haliburton!

10:01 PM  
Blogger justrose said...

In the words of your spiritual icon, ALa --"Can't we all just get along?"

10:02 PM  
Blogger ALa said...

Sure...I'll reach across the isle...to smack them upside their heathen heads....

10:03 PM  
Blogger justrose said...

:::Justrose clutches miraculous medal:::

10:03 PM  
Blogger ALa said...

***Ala clutches election results***
**smiles**
**leaves knowing JFM is mortified at having written 'Kerry in a Landslide' on every site in the blogosphere***
**still likes JFM even if he skipped sportsmanship classes in school***
**Closes door quietly as not to disturb the sobbing mass huddled under the quilt or hit the empty bottkes scattering the floor**

10:06 PM  
Blogger justrose said...

::shakes head, looks heavenward::

10:17 PM  
Blogger RBP said...

Ala- Off your meds again blondie?
Thanks for taking up for me Rose.
(sniffs, pours another shot of Jagermiester)

Seriously, I keep reading articles about voter discrepencies in Florida and Ohio. Like in one district, GOP voting was up %400 and the dems were down %-60. Hmmmm.

And how the exit polling was surprisingly accurate in other states that weren't considered battle ground states. Hmmmm. And yet showed Kerry winning in Ohio and Florida but yet, the screwy voting machines and their screwy outcomes....I guess we're all just screwed!

I am confidant Lefty and TWD will get to the bottom of this! (and give Ala another place to gloat on) shoo! go away!

7:43 AM  
Blogger ALa said...

*peeks in*
*smiles when she sees that it seems RB can still take a joke*
*Cleans up some tear soaked tissues and some of the bottles like a good friend*
*leaves*

8:14 AM  
Blogger ffpm20 said...

why cant the libs lose with grace. Bush won. no tricks the people spoke get over it someday the dems will learn to listen to the people.

7:19 PM  
Blogger RBP said...

I guess I just can't get excited about waging war pre-emptively, irrational tax cuts, environmental policy written by the polluters themselves, and eroding personal freedoms.
So if rejecting your spoon-fed right wing ideology ff makes me a sore loser, so be it. The ironic part is, everyone, conservetives included, will have to pay the price for these insane policies.

9:19 PM  

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