Jewish mysticism is absolutely ruining pop music.

Madonna changing her name to Esther was bad enough. Now we find out Justin Timberlake is changing his name to Moses. Damn you Kabala, damn you to hell! I was just starting to get over Weird Al Yankervic changing his name to Unique Father Abraham, now I have to get used to Pink calling herself Haddatha? No way man! And don't get me started on Prince becoming a Jehovahs Witness. That one hits a little too close to the bone. Know what I mean, eh?